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Lancaster Bombers Roster 2002-2003
#87 QB Don Fairhurst aka 'Scud' DOB A While Ago: The figurehead of the Bombers right from the start and still the driving force behind the team on and off the field. Respected by all his players, the Scud is still eligible and may make an appearance from the shadows on the field this year...and if the Scud starts firing everyone better hit the deck. br>
#50 DL/LB Dave Clarke aka 'Yoda' DOB A Long While Ago: Dave has been around the Bombers forever-as his proximity to the 100-game mark shows. He'd be even closer but for a horrific leg break two years ago against Stirling, thankfully he's recovered and should be raring to go this season.If anyone can do it it's Yoda, and the scariest member of the Bomb Squad special teams unit will be doing all he can to reach the Holy Grail of 100 appearances in Bomber colours.
#72 OL/DL Ross Marvin aka 'The Admiral/Fat Marv/Mustang Marv' DOB 11/1/81: Club Clown, former GB Lions Youth, Main source of humour for the squad, as anyone who knows him would agree 'Big Love Marv' is a nutter. Still on a quest to 'get his party on'. Will be back in January, whether he'll play or not is another matter...
#23 TE/LB/RB Stewart Flahety;DOB 22/9/78: Retired, gone AWOL.br>
#64 OL/DL Mike Levett aka ‘Levettation/Allstar’DOB 11/1/81: Yes, we know he was a Bulldog. And now he plays D too! The snaps don't seem quite as pretty any more and he still never goes to the Carleton the boring bastid. His head seems to have grown since the summer too...br>
#29 DB/WR/RB Gil David aka ‘Gillotine/Gilachu/Gillie Beamen’DOB 19/1/82: Events manager, Carleton man, Ex-GB Lions Youth DB. Purchase of some sexy new gloves has aided his receiving skills no end and the Deuce Back has finally done something this year. 100 yards rushing, what is the world coming to. Coverage hasn't been bad either after a wank second year!Getting more pissed than ever, Sunday nights are becoming class after the games, mainly thanks to the quality of the cheerleaders but the Carleton is still the site of most of my shenanigans, must be the stiff 'uns.
#42 DB/WR Adam Pemberton aka ‘AP’DOB 11/1/81: Another of the rookie class of 2000 who came through and developed into a very useful Ace back, mobile despite his tall frame. AP improved hugely as the season went on and his reading of the game got better to the extent that he became a starter and one of the most crucial players on Dignan’s D. Already made some huge hits this season, drawing on his experience and using his LB-esque size to full effect.
#20 RB Gareth Naylor aka 'The Cripple': Tall, quick and elegant runner with the ability to hurt defenders nearly as much as they try and hurt him, although he occasionally hallucinates e.g. when he allegedly saw me chunder in Liquid last year. Has the nasty habit of picking up season-ending injuries...hopefully he'll be back soon though
#11 QB Chris Mayne aka 'The Mayne Man': He knows where you live. Mayne seems to enjoy pain, it never seems to bother him when he's playing hurt (which has been all the time this season). Got a good arm too, the hours of practice are really paying off. Is trying to educate Dean which is a pretty tough job, will 'bothered' soon be famous in the USA? Despite what some might say a good leader, leading by example rather than trying to talk bollocks like some people do haha.br>
#46 LB Gareth Hayward aka 'Crazy Muth@f*ckin Gaz/Mini Ross/The Doctor': Despite his size, like Dave Clarke Gaz is one scary boy...as anyone who tries to run at him will soon find out. Dedicated to the socials as well but lately Gaz has been putting a bit of weight on...has missed practice a few times this season due to having a twisted sock. Reckons he shagged in my jersey as well, yeah right!br>
#15 WR Dean 'Drunken Destroyer' Alexis: Dean has certainly shaken up the socials this year. Two pints and he'll attack anyone, much more than that and the whole team is at risk (especially Rick). The suitcase idea was genius, as is his willingness to try and down 3 pints of guinness in a row if anyone dares him...good lad.
Right i cant be bothered doin any more now, i'll get some more done next week. Carleton tonight, joy.
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